Carrie: It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!
Samantha: From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.
Carrie: I like my money right where I can see it; hanging in my closet!
Samantha: I never leave underwear at a guy's place because I never see it again.
Charlotte: What happens to it?
Samantha: Nothing; I just never go back.
Carrie: Doesn't that get a little expensive, disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?
Samantha: That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates.
Miranda: And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again.
Stanford: We all judge. That’s our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts; we judge.
Carrie: I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
Charlotte: He should've mentioned her earlier.
Samantha: But not too early. I hate it when men do that. "I have a girlfriend." Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
Samantha: "Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time."
Samantha: I've never been able to be friends with any man. Why would I? Women are for friendships, men are for fucking.
Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
Miranda: I'm fine... but Charlotte, maybe your "hmmm hmmm" would like an order of fries?
Samantha : I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever - and blow whomever I want, as long as I can breathe and kneel!
Carrie: Let's be honest. Sometimes there is nothing harder in life than being happy for somebody else. Like lottery winners. Or extremely successful people who are 27. And then there's that hell on earth that only your closest friends can inflict on you -- the baby shower.
Carrie: It’s hard to find people who will love you no matter what. I found three of them.
Charlotte : My marriage is a fake Fendi!
Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs:
another man!!
Samantha: Okay, you want details? Okay. He's got the most perfect dick I've ever seen. Long, pink, amazing. It's dickalicious!
Miranda: Maybe it's time that I stop being so angry.
Carrie: Yeah, but what would you do with all your free time?
Samantha: I'm so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you, they're everywhere! Sitting next to me in first class, eating at the next table at John Schu - Look at that; This place is for double cappuccinos, NOT double strollers. I'm sorry.
Miranda: Hey, no need to apologize. I wouldn't bring Brady here. Mommy needs
two hands to eat her eight-dollar cake!
Charlotte: You're not going to defend children?
Miranda: No, I don't like any children but my own.
Big: You three know her better than anyone. You're the loves of her life... and a guy is just lucky to come in fourth.
Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?
Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.
Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.